I feel a little bad about this...

Agent [Nathanael] is ready to assist you.
Nathanael: Hello
Me: Okay, hi, [Nathanael].
Nathanael: How are you today?
Me: Em, okay.
Me: Been better.
Nathanael: Good, glad to hear it.
Nathanael: Sorry thingks aren't going super well, though.
Me: It's not bad. Like, I totally don't have a maggot hole in my belly or anything.
Me: That would be bad.
Me: Time nine
Me: or ten.
Me: Depending on if you like bugs or not.
Nathanael: True.
Me: Anyway, on to the epic question!
Me: It's not really epic, I've just been wondering this for a long time...
Me: Does God love everyone?
Me: Like, everyone everyone? Or does He love some people more than others?
Nathanael: Yes, He does. BUt don't confuse that to mean that God's love robs His justice, which it doesn't.
Me: Well, like, if I went and killed someone RIGHT NOW, God would still love me as much as he does right now?
Nathanael: God would still love you. IF you were to go and kill someone right now you wouldn't be able to live in God's kingdom, but that doesn't mean that God doesn't love you. He does, but because He is perfectly just you would not be able to live with God if you murdered somone.
Nathanael: someone*
Me: Well, doesn't God control the world and stuff? So technically, He would've made me kill someone? So it's that a little unfair...to punish me for something He told me to do?
Nathanael: Actually, we don't believe God controls our actions. You do.
Nathanael: Meaning you control your own actions. haha.
Me: Ah. I see. So...what if someone ate a puppy or something? Then what? Because that's still murder.
Nathanael: Well, God put all the beasts and living things on the earth for the use of man, and He has commandments concerning that usage in many cases.
Nathanael: If you are killing the dog just for the sake of killing the dog, that's not a good idea. However, if you need food and you kill the dog to eat, then God is fine with it.
Me: So you can't eat a puppy? Would you get struck down by holy lightning for the mere thought of it?
Me: Well, if you can kill a dog to eat a dog, what if you killed a man for the sake fo becoming a cannibal?
Nathanael: Well, I would answer that, except if I did, then I would be struck down for thinking about it. :)
Me: I see what you did there,
Me: NO. but seriously?

Nathanael: hahaha. The problem with your analogy is that humans weren't put on the earth for hte use of man, but animals were.
Me: If I woke up one day and I was like 'Hey, I want to be a cannibal' I couldn't kill a man?
Nathanael: No, you couldn't.
Me: Drat.
Me: What about becoming a vampire?
Me: I mean, technically, you wouldn't be using a human. You'd just be leeching their blood.
Nathanael: Hahahaha. Nice. I like your creativity. :)
Me: No, man, like, I'm serious.
Me: And technically, people DO use other people, obviously against God's wishes. Must I remind you of the slavery?
Me: Or sex?
Nathanael: And both are not condoned by God.
Me: Slavery isn't condoned by God!?!?!?
Me: That's shit!

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My belly button is quite itchy.

True story, bro.

That is all.
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For your Viewing Pleasure...

Here is a randomly googled picture of Tobin Bell:

And...aw, what the hell? Here's Morgan Freeman(!):

And Edi Gathegi. Because he's awesome. And his scarf is sexy:

Wheeeeee! *God, I'm creepy....... :( *

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Surreal art: the mindscrew of the artist world.

I mean--shit man, really? We're doing *research* projects on surrealist artists and artwork and I have one thing to say about it:

MIND. SCREW.

It was a terrifying experience to say the least, having to look up dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS AND-

*shot with granddaddy of all tranquilizer darts*

...

A lot of surreal pictures. And let me tell you, surreal is not nearly as calm and happy as it sounds, especially when it comes to the art form of it. Salvador Dali himself was a big enough mindscrew; did he really have to push the envelope by making ART about strangeness?

Whew. I had fun playing with the the fonts and colors in this one. *smileface*

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

You're curious, aren't you?

Saw Easy A about three days ago. It took about three months of waiting, a twenty minute car ride and a crazy expensive (not really, but I didn't like paying for it) movie ticket, but I SAW IT! *God, I’m creepy…*

It was a good movie and was the most exciting thing of my week. Also, we got about three flakes of snow on Friday. So that was cool too…pun unintended.

It had Thomas Haden Church in it. Pretty much blew my mind.
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Look at last night's post. Now back to this post.

Add Thomas Haden Church to that list of pretty middle-aged guys. I'm not even kidding. That guy's attractive for 50.
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Clay Aiken has the ultimate sexy voice.

For. Cereal.

Anyway, Karen said that i have to post on my blog. So I'm posting on my blog. Callooh, callay, O frabjous day!

Ahem.

On another note. I'm pretty sure I friended my middle-school stalker on facebook yesterday. It's exceedingly awkward to see him commenting on everything I post.

Rhys Ifans, I would just like to say, is exceedingly sexy for a 43 year old man. He has been added to my list of sexy elderly men, which are as following:

1. Morgan Freeman (age 73, oldpants)
2. Tobin Bell (age 68)
3. Anthony Hopkins (age 72)
4. Jack Nicholson (age 73, at least when he was younger...now I'm not so sure, but whatever...)
5. Edi Gathegi (age 31)

No, but really? I didn't even know that Rhys was a real name. I know need to have another child when I'm older and name him such...or not. If I ever had a kid, I'd like his name to be Tobin Rhys *insert last name* because Tobin Bell kicks ass and how many Rhys have you met? I mean, really?
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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.