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Lycanthrope Topice: Quail+Tess=Felix

It's come to my attention that Quail and Tess, two formerly deceased characters in my novel, are very much alike. I'll attempt to show my thinking in the following post. Be patient with me.

HOMICIDAL

Both Quail and Tess have been certified as insane and homicidal. Quail kills and murders others because he feels that it's his purpose in life, and if he should ever stop, he would simply cease to exist (also there'd be a whole lot more jackasses in the world). Tess kills because it fulfills some inner pleasure that she has. Vivisection is not without its victims, I suppose... But the killings are well justified if you look into it.

Quail has been told and taught that killing people is something that one should not feel upset about, and it's just another way to survive. Killing is as normal as us eating a steak for him. He's also had to defend himself and the people he loves from people who want to hurt him to the point of having to kill them. Jack's taught him that killing the people that he hates will make him better.

Tess, on the other hand, simply needs a knife and an open field with a lot of people in it to go wild. However, her actions are not without reason. Pathologically, she cuts people open to study them because of her intense curiosity of human organs and nerves. The fact that she's so obsessed with this gives one the impression that she kills just for sport. Untrue. She kills mainly for self-defense, and what's the point of leaving a body out just lying on the ground?

INSANITY

Both Tess and Quail are insane, but the reason and effects of the insanity are very different.

Tess, for example, is much more mellow (mellower?) when insane, as it gives her a clearer view of reality. Normally, she is erratic and terrifying, but under the influence of her own insanity she has been given clear life and emotions.

Quail, justly insane after a long spiral and the death of his father and brother. Under Jack's lead, the insanity was given root and grew in Quail, making it nearly impossibly for him to see the world as it is. He also hallucinated and heard voices screaming at him. His one true solace before the insanity had been the deep caverns of his mind; once that solace was gone, and Felix too, he truly became unhinged and could no longer grasp modern concepts. The insanity lead to a great chain of deaths led by Jack, who encouraged Quail's insanity up to his own demise because of it.

FELIX

Both Tess and Quail are numerously spotted in the act of showing affectiong to Felix. While Tess shows an obvious and passionate sexual affection towards him, Quail has shown both fatherly and loving affection towards him throughout his apperences. Among them is the permission of Quail for Felix to kiss him and the continuous permission to allow them to sleep in the same bed.

My First Book Review: Twilight

Warning Spoilers and if you like the book fuck off!

I hate to be blatant about it, but really, people, the book went downhill pretty damn fast. The first few chapters were pretty good, and they were readable with burning my eyes out. But after she met EDDY-POO you could tell that Meyer wanted the book done, or at least the rest of use did. I skimmed a lot of the book for the first time (two years ago) and then when be book became really popular, I tried it again. Meyers tends to drag on and on over little details, most of which we don't care about.

Yes. We understand that Edward's eyes are golden. Yes. We understand Bella's truck is orange. Let's move on, shall we?

The reason people think the series is so good is the amount of fanbase that you see in it. People expect that it'll be this great American classic, and if it's not than you add everything that you want in with your mind.

The book was decent. But I have read much better. Harry Potter, for example, is an awesome book for anyone, even if they aren't fond of magic. Twilight is a decent book, as I have said; I have read much worse than it. It has enrapturing suspense, but not good diction or word choice. If I could critique Meyers, I would tell her to lay off on the adjectives, dear God.
Bella stroked Edward's adj. adj. adj. adj. adj. hair while Edward put his adj. adj. adj. adj. adj. finger to her adj. adj. adj. adj. lips.

I don't blame Meyers' for much of my irritation, just the Bestseller's list and the Twilight fans.

Thanks for reading my review. There should be more soon.

Daw crap

I need to start posting better. I have the time to, I just don't have anything to blog about.

It's time for joy unto the earth...I'm blogging again.

I think I'll blog about my novel a lot in the next few weeks, because I don't want to work on my summer homework.

I mowed the law today.

I mowed my lawn today for the first time ever. It was hot and I was sweating, but it was surprisingly fun. I really enjoyed myself because I could show off mah biceps (flexes cool upper arm muscles). Ah ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Not really. But, I don't mean to brag; I have some lethal lookin' and punchin' muscles in my arms. My calf muscles are equally ripped but I couldn't use them very well whilst mowing. Well, I guess that I'm lucky that I could even push the damn mower. That's when I discovered that the front wheels could propel themselves thank to electricity. Damn you, deceptive lawn mower.

In one post

In one post, I will have my 210th post in this blog. I forgot about the 200th post, so I'll be celebrating my 210th with something special. I don't know what, but I will. Or not, Yea, probably not. I'll hold out for my 250th post...because I'm lazy.

Do you love him? ^

I'm sure you My Chemical Romance people will like my new banner across the top of the screen. Say hello and be nice.

Damn it's been a long time....

sorry bout that. I've been in a slump since school let out almost a week ago. I actually haven't wanted to do much of anything, but I've been bored out of my mind for the past few days. So I guess I'll just have to do that book report I have to do before I get into Honors English next year. Whatever, I'll procrastinate some more and rant randomly.

It's been a little while since I last posted something intelligent, right? The 28th of May, when I was making fun of Edward Cullen/Robert Pattenson or whatever the hell you call him now. Eddy-poo. I got in trouble for cutting K. Stewart out of the picture of Eddy-poo laughing hysterically from Bella. I don't really care. I don't worship the ground K. Stewart walks on. Then again, I don't think Bella does either. But I don't know. She might. I am not my Bella's keeper.

Em...what else can I talk about? Oh, ja, if you haven't seen my deviantArt account yet (youfailatlifejustsayin') go see it here. That would be nice. Because I'm very bored and depressed not getting people to see it. I think Bella used to go see it, but now she doesn't because she might not like my stuff anymore because I stopped caring about Twilight and anything Twi-related.

So just fuck it.

Fuck the community. Fuck the world. Fuck everything that couldn't happen.



Oh so random.