Kiss me, Kill me, Just Look at me.

It's OK to be GAY by ~akiga on deviantART

it's Victor. Supporting Gay Rights. Excuse me while I LOL myself into a puddle.

Bob.

Bob before WEIGHT WATCHERS: :D))) (many chins).

Bob AFTER WEIGHT WATCHERS: :D


GO BOB!

Love your neighbor as yourself. Yeah. Screw that,

Ever had someone you just really hate want to be near you? Well, this freaky lady in my church is teaching Sunday School, and she came up within, I kid you know, TWO. FREAKING (no cussing for Bella's sake). INCHES. OF. MY. FACE. Have you ever smelled a freaking woman two inches from your face? I have. Coming from the girl who's not used to ANYONE being anywhere near her (other than Bella :D) it was really bad. And you know what?

She. Stinks.

Coming from the girl with really strong senses, (spidy senses;TINGLING! I wonder where they tingle? *current experiencing naughty thoughts*) it's not good. She reeks, strongly, and I had to outside during class becasue she kept getting really close to me, and then when we got home I had to scrub myself with smelly soap just to get her scent off me. D: (BOB is not happy).

Bella's home--The Sequel

And I spelled sequel right. Yaaaay. Holy. freakin'. Crap. Can't spell to save my life. *sad face inserted here*. Bad spelling=frowning face. But anyway, I'm at Bella's house again, and her keyboard is had to type on. The keys seem wider apart than on my board, which makes it more difficult, and they make weird noises when I hit them, so it's really hard to concentrate, and it doesn't help that Bella is being just this really...I don't know how to say this without making her cry, so I'll just say she's making funny noises and she's kind of hysterical. It's quite funny actually, but it's hard to type when I'm laughing really hard. God... Oh Lordy help me. D:

Oh. And right now I'm pretty much obsessed with Rihanna's song, 'Disturbia', which I don't care if it's spelled right or not so screw that. Oh, Bella wants to type. I'll give her a little space on my blog again (but read Jasper getting pwned in the face; it's funny):

HEY IT'S BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you all, not that you can answer that...hi Captain Barker, you know who you are...Johnny Depp says hi! (and so does "the blog lady") we're about to watch my dark knight spoof...Akiga likes my Twilight spoof, and so I hope she likes my Dark Knight one..."Why so serious?"...IT'S SOOOOOOOO SCAWRY! AWWWW!" Sorry, I'm being really random, I'm sorta hyper cause NO SCHOOL TODAY! BOOOOYA! AKIGA PULLED A BELLA! WHOO! I'm less Edward obsessed because I'm really obssesed with the guy I like...remember "the TOTALLY HOT GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME IN BIOLOGY!" remember that? Well, now we have a new seating chart, and I'm next to a guy I CANNOT STAND! I hope the guy I like isn't reading this, I don't know why he would, but that could be disasterious! "Hey, Bella (I will not reveal my real name for stalker reasons...YEAH, MY OLD STALKER! TAKE THAT! SAY HI TO THE PE LOCKER FOR ME! ) why were you writing about me on your friends blog?" "IDK, ZACHWARD?"

Bye, God Bless!,
BELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bella is so spazzy. I love her; and I love her spaz attacks. And her Bella moments. But usually I'm laughing too hard to tell her that I love them. Or I'm catching her before she can break her head on the floor. Yeah. Story of my life; live, catch Bella, die. Joy. :D Oh, and Bella names this guy (:D) Bob. Tee hee...in the parentheses, it looks like Bob had two chins. Look at it! DO IT! You didn't even notice until now, did you? Did? You? No, you didn't.

Bella's worried that she can't talk to Zachward because she can't talk to him because she's too shy. I swear, if she gave me, like, 4 minutes alone with him, I'd get him to go out with her (with as little bodily harm towards him as I can manage). She said if I hurt him, she'd kill me. LOL. Not like she can. :D (Bob will be joining us after every paragraph).

She got an A+ on her geometry project and she just tried to bite me. I laugh at her failure. :D She hurts herself whilst trying to hurt me. I laugh at her failure.

Jasper pwned in the face

Me and Bshir glared at each other for a long moment. Unfortunately, Bshir was not as calm taking my abuse as Laurent was; his fist whipped out and he punched me in the face. I groaned and fell backwards when Molly screamed and felt blood down my front. Immediately, his werewolf reflexes kicked in and he seized me by the throat, claws full extended. He lifted me off the ground with ease and flexed his arm to land a punch on me.
I felt my nose break. It hurt a lot, but I was incredulous at the fact that he’d hit me. Molly grabbed his other fist and tried to pull it down. “No, Bshir, don’t hit him! You’ll really hurt him.”
Haru pushed her out of the way and caught hold of Bshir’s face when he lunged at her and threw—literally threw—him away, knocking me to the floor. He bristled at Haru, turned to me because I was the source of the blood. Haru pulled him back and rammed him to the floor. I still just sat there, staring.
Quite obviously, Bshir was not very happy with me.



Pwned. In. The. Face.

Fuuuuuuuckin' baaaad....

I've been sick, and it really sucks. Woke up this morning and I literally had to run to the bathroom becasue I had to puke into the toilet. At five twenty in the morning. On a Saturday. I was miserable and spent all morning pretty much in the bathroom, coming out only once or twice to walk down the stairs and then turn around to go back to the bathroom to puke once more. My head's also been throbbing since last night, and it's slowly gotten worse since then. So I'll be violently throwing up asprin tablets in about twelve minutes. I tried to take a bath, but it didn't do anything but let me cut my legs all of nine times with a ravor becasue my hands were very shaky becasue I was 'severely weakened' through barfing into the toilet every dozen or so minutes.

Ever felt like you coughed up your small intestines? I have.

Violance is fun.

Yes, yes it is; violance is fun. I'll tell you what is not fun. Watching a birth on a 30 by 30 screen in a heath room while a male gym teacher looms over you, waiting for you to start smirking. Yeah; that happened to me yesterday. Not fun.