Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Ahaha!

So I changed a lot of stuff on my blog. Not really. But I changed the background and the setup of the general blog. So I'm AWESOME. Hu-ZAH!

On another note. I deleted Jaxon Asylum because I'm the only one who seems to use it anymore, which is terrible annoying and frustrating. I only got, like, 10 people to enter onto it, so I guess that's kind of the reason...and half of the people are no long in touch with me, so I guess that's one of the reasons.

Something about proboards. If you like to write and if you like to interact with other people, it's a lot of fun. Serious. Bella, this is directed to you, if you're reading this...I guess. It's like writing a story with another person. I remember that Dana tried to do something like that once. She was doing it with Jessica. Jessica has red hair.

Speaking of which, have you ever noticed how there are like 3 redheaded people in the average classroom? Did you know that redheads aren't supposed to have souls? Only about 1/2% of the human population has red hair. Pheomelanin is what gives red hair its color. Some people call red hair ginger hair.

But that doesn't make any sense. Because ginger is actually a brownish yellow color, not at all orange, so the name is kind of a misnomer. Like, if I said my friend had ginger hair, I would be referring to their hair being a brownish-yellowish color, kind of like mine. Except everyone else would think I meant that my friend had a bright orange color for hair. Do you see the problem here?

I got my hair cut. It's really short now. Technically it's blonde--I was born with blonde hair. But I think if I got a passport or something, or if I had to fill out a job application, people would think that I had brown hair. Which, okay, my hair is pretty brown. I can't really look at it because it's so short, but whatever. I define myself as blonde. Even if society refuses me the title of blonde, I REMAIN BLONDE.

Did you know that some people spell blonde without the 'e'? I see it in books and it freaks me out because then I'm like 'Argh! I've been spelling it wrong all my life!' But then I can type blonde with an 'e' in a computer and spellcheck won't put that little red squiggle under it, so I win (spellcheck also accepts blond).

Then again, spellcheck can be changed so not-real words are real to that computer. Like, Bshir isn't a real word, but it's a name of my character, and I get really neurotic when I have too many of those red squiggles on a page, so I just made it a real word on our spellcheck. Oh, did you know that spellcheck on my computer isn't accepted by spellcheck? It's hypocritical! I think my brain just exploded. Spellcheck is denying itself, so where does that leave it? It leaves it in limo.

By the way, whenever someone says limo, I always think of the game with the pole that you have to duck under. I'm bad at that game. It's because I'm not very flexible. I can't bent back that far. I also can't do the splits. I see people do the splits all the time, and I'm like 'I can do that' but I really can't....

...we've gone from Jaxon Asylum to doing the splits...


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Once you showed me that life was worth living,But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.