Toothpaste

Today I came home to see some Bratz toothpaste on the table. My mom had gotten it for my little brother, who is 8, because it was on special. After a breif argument, she allowed my sister and I to cover the tube with ducktape and write MANLY TOOTHPASTE on it. Never in all my life have I had so much fun on a tube of toothpaste. MLIA
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Anatidaephobia

Today I was reading on MLIA about Anatidaephobia, the fear that a duck is watching you. I laughed, but looked around me anyways, just to be sure. On the kitchen table behind me was my little sister's rubber duck facing me. I am mildly concerned. MLIA
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Here's how my shittastic day went:

1. For the 47th time since the beginning of the school year, I was made fun of for what I wear/ how I act/the sound of my voice etc. Then I got two math books, three wads of paper, seventeen pencils and 4 notebooks thrown at me and our teacher didn't do anything. I wasn't about to go whinning to him, but I wish he'd made them cut it out.
2. Someone tried to slam my locker ON MY HEAD while I was digging around in it. Instead they crushed my hand and I now have a large bruise on my neck where the edge of the metal locker came in contact. It is currently dark green.
3. My head is pounding and my stomach is imploding.
4. I nearly got detention from my orchestra teacher today for something I didn't do. The same thing happened in science and gym (and the person who did the bad stuff was goign to let me take the fall all three times, because it was the same person over and over again).
5. Stupid perverts kept grabbing at me in the halls. They made crude noises at me as I passed.
6. My social studies teacher stepped on my hands while I was leaned over (this wasn't his fault) AFTER someone crushed my hand in my locker.
7. Last night stupid people ding-dong-ditched my house until 10 in the evening, and the girl who did it came up to me in school and told me that it was her. Then she slapped me and called me a bitch. I'm about to ram a fireplace poker down her throat.

That was my day. Yay.

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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Bella Rant

Yes, you read the title correctly. Since Bella and me are still rocky, I feel it needed to bash Bella Swan in Twilight before I really begin to care about what my Bella tells me.

Bella: Where do I begin to describe Bella? You can tell right off the bat that you'll hate Bella. She is whinny and likes to alienate herself from people who try to be friendly, overobsess over a freak in biology class, and is determined to be as stubbornly antisocial as possible. Although she is made out to be plan and unattractive, she quickly attracts all the boys in her class and make every girl in the grade jealous because they wanted to date the boys that are 'in love' with Bella. Brown hair, brown eyes, unattractive; that sounds like HERMIONE GRANGER to me, if you ask me. And if you don't ask me, well, what the hell are you doing on my blog, plz?

Yes, we understand that her truck is orange. Please, let's move on. No one gives a fuck about the old junker. We realize that it's tough and could go through a nuclear war without a scratch and protected her from getting squished, now could we please advance in the plot? Please?

Kirsten Stewart, who is the actress for Bella, is not talented. She is not cool, she is not pretty, she cannot act, she has no emotions, she is monotonous and nobody likes her. The movie begins with her picking up a cactus (which has more talent than she does but does not appear in the movie for the rest of the duration) and joining her mother and step-father in the car to go to Forks. For the rest of the movie, she insits that she is not pretty, nor interesting, obsessing over Edward, who gave her a funny look in class, which triggered 'love' in her to make her swoon whenever he gets too near.

The movie could've been 10 times better if they got a good person to play Bella. Stewart just can't get this whole acting thing down. If you've ever seen Zathera, Stewart plays the older sister, and she is a good actress there. So what in the Lord's name made her have to dumb down her act further to be Bella. I thought Bella was supposed to be 'passionate' around Edward, not blank and dumb and monotonous.

Oh. And let's not forget that Kirsten is a

POT HEAD.

Seriously, the only thing that could've made the movie worse was a druggie Edward and a pot-head Bella. 'I've got a black lung, Pop." I cant wait until her parents find out that she's a sexually crazed pot head. I will laugh when she is grounded and sent to her room for being a bad girl, and when she throws a tantrum and says that she'll 'Never forgive you for this, Mommy and Daddy!' and storm off to her car and drives away just to show how adulty she is.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Emoness BEGONE!!

Jesus Christ, I'm done being emo! Yaaaay!! Sadly, I have nothing to talk about. You'll have to listen to me being not emo some other time...
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.