Thursday, December 24, 2009

Luna and Thana

Luna: Mum! Mother! Ezekiel hates me; he's going out with someone else! Another girl!
Thana: *idly* So what does she have that you don't; a third breast?
Luna: Mother! A little tact, if you please!
Thana: I'm serious. What does this girl have that you don't?
Luna: *tearfully* A mother with sympathy!
Thana: Oh, well, good luck with that.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Friday, November 20, 2009

It's been a while....

...and I guess that's my fault. But I've had no ambition to type lately, so I feel that my actions are fairly justified. I also have a very boring life. Which gives me perfect opportunities NOT to blog. So, yes, I have not yet died.

In case you were worried.

Which you weren't.

Because even Bella doesn't read my blog anymore.

Because she hates me.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

New Moon

A commercial for New Moon just popped on the televison. I told my brother to shield his eyes and run. He quickly replied in saying, 'It's too late. My IQ just dropped to a dangerous level.' My brother is 8. I've never been prouder of him.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Toothpaste

Today I came home to see some Bratz toothpaste on the table. My mom had gotten it for my little brother, who is 8, because it was on special. After a breif argument, she allowed my sister and I to cover the tube with ducktape and write MANLY TOOTHPASTE on it. Never in all my life have I had so much fun on a tube of toothpaste. MLIA
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Anatidaephobia

Today I was reading on MLIA about Anatidaephobia, the fear that a duck is watching you. I laughed, but looked around me anyways, just to be sure. On the kitchen table behind me was my little sister's rubber duck facing me. I am mildly concerned. MLIA
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Here's how my shittastic day went:

  1. For the 47th time since the beginning of the school year, I was made fun of for what I wear/ how I act/the sound of my voice etc. Then I got two math books, three wads of paper, seventeen pencils and 4 notebooks thrown at me and our teacher didn't do anything. I wasn't about to go whinning to him, but I wish he'd made them cut it out.
  2. Someone tried to slam my locker ON MY HEAD while I was digging around in it. Instead they crushed my hand and I now have a large bruise on my neck where the edge of the metal locker came in contact. It is currently dark green.
  3. My head is pounding and my stomach is imploding.
  4. I nearly got detention from my orchestra teacher today for something I didn't do. The same thing happened in science and gym (and the person who did the bad stuff was goign to let me take the fall all three times, because it was the same person over and over again).
  5. Stupid perverts kept grabbing at me in the halls. They made crude noises at me as I passed.
  6. My social studies teacher stepped on my hands while I was leaned over (this wasn't his fault) AFTER someone crushed my hand in my locker.
  7. Last night stupid people ding-dong-ditched my house until 10 in the evening, and the girl who did it came up to me in school and told me that it was her. Then she slapped me and called me a bitch. I'm about to ram a fireplace poker down her throat.

That was my day. Yay.

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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bella Rant

Yes, you read the title correctly. Since Bella and me are still rocky, I feel it needed to bash Bella Swan in Twilight before I really begin to care about what my Bella tells me.

Bella: Where do I begin to describe Bella? You can tell right off the bat that you'll hate Bella. She is whinny and likes to alienate herself from people who try to be friendly, overobsess over a freak in biology class, and is determined to be as stubbornly antisocial as possible. Although she is made out to be plan and unattractive, she quickly attracts all the boys in her class and make every girl in the grade jealous because they wanted to date the boys that are 'in love' with Bella. Brown hair, brown eyes, unattractive; that sounds like HERMIONE GRANGER to me, if you ask me. And if you don't ask me, well, what the hell are you doing on my blog, plz?

Yes, we understand that her truck is orange. Please, let's move on. No one gives a fuck about the old junker. We realize that it's tough and could go through a nuclear war without a scratch and protected her from getting squished, now could we please advance in the plot? Please?

Kirsten Stewart, who is the actress for Bella, is not talented. She is not cool, she is not pretty, she cannot act, she has no emotions, she is monotonous and nobody likes her. The movie begins with her picking up a cactus (which has more talent than she does but does not appear in the movie for the rest of the duration) and joining her mother and step-father in the car to go to Forks. For the rest of the movie, she insits that she is not pretty, nor interesting, obsessing over Edward, who gave her a funny look in class, which triggered 'love' in her to make her swoon whenever he gets too near.

The movie could've been 10 times better if they got a good person to play Bella. Stewart just can't get this whole acting thing down. If you've ever seen Zathera, Stewart plays the older sister, and she is a good actress there. So what in the Lord's name made her have to dumb down her act further to be Bella. I thought Bella was supposed to be 'passionate' around Edward, not blank and dumb and monotonous.

Oh. And let's not forget that Kirsten is a
POT HEAD.
Seriously, the only thing that could've made the movie worse was a druggie Edward and a pot-head Bella. 'I've got a black lung, Pop." I cant wait until her parents find out that she's a sexually crazed pot head. I will laugh when she is grounded and sent to her room for being a bad girl, and when she throws a tantrum and says that she'll 'Never forgive you for this, Mommy and Daddy!' and storm off to her car and drives away just to show how adulty she is.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Emoness BEGONE!!

Jesus Christ, I'm done being emo! Yaaaay!! Sadly, I have nothing to talk about. You'll have to listen to me being not emo some other time...
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

I've never been more pissed off with her in my life.

Bella. Godfuckingdammit. She thinks that hugging me will make up for it. She doesn't get it. How could she? She doesn't get that it's painful for me to be around her and I don't want to be around her but she still doesn't leave me the fuck alone!

She came up to me today and said, "I don't care how pissed you are at me, I'm still going to give you a hug..." or something to that effect. Does she not realize that when someone's pissed with them, you don't give them a hug? You stay out of their way. Duh. Stupid ass....

I don't want to talk to her. I'm still hallucinating and she doens't give a shit. Because who cares? I'm too weird for her to hang out with me. So fuck.

Yes. I am this pissed about it. I don't want her right now.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Halloween

Me 'n' Alyss are going to be asylum breakouts this year for Halloween. I don't care about the candy. I want to scare some little kid.

Here's my to-do list for this Halloween, and I want to get at least one of the many done before October:

~Actually tell my parents about this devious plan.

~Get my mom to make or buy me a straight jacket that can hook and unhook the arms and looks fairly authentic. Maybe get her to make a second one for Alyss. But she's probably on her own.

~Convince my mother to let me get these contacts for Halloween (this or the next one are agruably going to be the most difficult and may not even happen...)

~Convince my mother to let me buy a dreadlock wig. I'm excited for this one and might wear it on the last day of school if I find one and look nice in it. No, I don't need a dreadlock wig...but I find dreadlocks sexy and straight jackets sexy soooooo....ja.

It's gonna be an expensize Halloween...

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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Alyss

I'm going to invite Alyss over tomorrow, and we will go to Marsh, and I plan to buy a king-sized chocolate bar and give it to a little kid. Then I'll sit and wait for karma to come and hit me like a lead balloon.

No. I'm not kidding. I'm serious.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Dead Squirrels

I traced a dead squirrel with chalk today. I felt very sad and then buried it in our abandoned neighbor's yard. I'm so very sorry, Mr./Mrs. Squirrel.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Yearbooks are sources of sadness.

In last year's yearbook, I was reading some comments people left me. I came across one I had never seen from a person I had never met, and I strongly think it's a person who stole my yearbook. The note was written in Spanish. The phrase was: Si usted había tomado español este año, usted sabría lo que esto le dice bastardo estúpido. I have not taken Spanish since grade school, and none of the people I talk to know Spanish, and I didn't want to go to the Spanish teacher about it because what if she had written it and said something not nice and was going to lie to me about it?

Yes. I was really this paranoid about this random scribbling in my yearbook.

So I went online and looked it up. It translates to this: If you had taken Spanish this year, you would know what this says you stupid bastard.

I was very sad.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

I'm losing my sanity.

I have never wanted to glue googly eyes to anything more than I want to to my father's forehead while he's taking a nap tomorrow afternoon. However, I don't think he'll appreciate my brand of humor. I should take some googly eyes to Ariana's house next time I go and glue them to the back of her dad's head. because her dad is bald and something has to take up that open space. Maybe I'll take a magic marker and draw a happy face too. That would be funny.

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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

My English teacher is a rock star.

Mr. Dodd, if you ever find my blog, I want you to know that I am freaking in love with you. Like, I don't want to date you. But you're awesome. But if you want to date me, that'd be cool. And also a little creepy. But you know what? You're awesome. So anyway.

Oh wow. I completely lost track of what I was going to say. But seriously? Mr. Dodd, you are a rock star. Or an awesome person. You are an awesome rock star.

Um. I'll get back to all of you if I remember what I was going to say about Mr. Dodd.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

I have never been so fucking amused with orange juice.

Today at school I was reading the side of my friend's orange juice carton because I was bored. I was reading the nutrition facts and began to laugh. Hysterically. They all looked at me like I was crazy and I showed them what made me laugh so hard:

Sugars: 0mg

My life is complete. I took a pen and wrote an exclamation point after the 0mg. Then Ashley threw it away. D:
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

BoredomdomdomDOM!!

I'm bored. I was checking all my bookmarked blogs, and no one has posted in at least three days *coughAlysscough*. And then I realized 'If I'm bored with people not posting on their blogs, maybe you people are bored at me not posting on MY blog!!'

Holycrap!! But I don't know if I have anything to....Nope. Nothing to talk about. Sorry.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Setting things straight.

I've gotten knowledge from a not-so secretive friend that Bella is 'worried about me' because i sound 'depressed'. Apparently, life has to be perfect every single friggen second of her life, and everyone has to be friggen perfect for her, because if it's not, than that person is depressed.
I want to set it straight. I am NOT depressed, thanks, but when you talk about me behind my back and tell people I am, yeah, I'd say I'm licenced to get pretty pissed off and whomsoever was doing her little gossip-gossip. If you don't think I am....well, you can just go now, okay? *shoo away* Go on. Shoo. Shoo!
But anyways. She told this not so secretive friend (her name is classified for reasons unsaid, but I like to call her Chibi because she's short and cute) that she was worried about me and that I sounded so depressed and upset about every damn thing that happens in my life. Well, you know fucking what? Yes, I am pretty upset at what's been going down. I mean, I get enough crap from people in school, telling me how not awesome and not totally rad I am, and I'm used to it because I hate those people anyway and they can burn in fire and brimstone forever. But with Bella? Well damn! How bad is it when your thought-to-be friend talks about you behind your back? Notfun.
I know what Bella's thinking right now, because I'm a mindreader; 'I didn't do anything wrong! I thought I was doing what was right because I'm a good friend and I'm worried about you!'
Ha. Yeah. No. Like, that's a fail right there. That is a failpie right in the face. That...is despicable. She thinks that she's helping and she's not. She's making this 'depression' worse.
And Bella. If you're even reading this, I stand by what I said before: If you call me, I will hang up. If you try to talk to me on Sunday, I will walk into the boy's bathroom or out of the church. Don't talk to me right now, Bella. I really don't have the patience to deal with it right now.
That is all.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Alyss is here, everyone.

Alyss is over here for the night. We're gonna go see a football game. Bye.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Oshit I'm posting so damn much today! For gossake!

I'm just bored, kay?

Holy crap. What is my deal? Why do I have such long posts. Seriously, it's rediculous! This one is short. I know I'm awesome!
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

ADHD

I know that someone reading this right now knows who I am and had hung out with me at least once. Well, eight out of ten times, I'm normal, very tired, hungry, sarcastic, spacey Siobhan Seamus Whelan. But that two out of ten times...well, I'm totally ADHD. Ask Alyss or Kirame or Lemur or someone. They'll tell you that when the mood hits me right, I go wild.

Example. Today in English class. I was totally dying of hunger and thirst (because I have a cold) and boredom. So I looked over at Kirame and started playing with her hair, which I think really freaked her out. It would me. But I lost interest in that in the first ten seconds and started fiddling with the rubber duck she has on her lanyard. Then she acted like it was attacking me. Then I ate it.

Not really. I think I would be in the emergency room dying of asphyxiate-ness. But I'm not. I just chewed on the head. And she was like 'Don't eat it!!' And I didn't.

And we switched around everything at the lunch table. Yes, that's a big deal for me. It totally sent me for a trip. I was sitting next to newgirlCassidy and when I look up, MIKEY is sitting there!! What the fuck? I mean, Mikey is awesome and everything, but he's no Kirame (who usually sits in front of me)! So I just stared at him for the longest time.
On my side of the table, from left to right, it goes Anna, me, newgirlCassidy, and Syhma. On the other side, it's Twitchy, Kirame, Alyss and Mickey. TODAY it was, from left to right on my side, Symha, me, newgirlCassidy and Alyss. On the other side was Twitchy, Mickey, Kirame and Anna. What the f?
No, but seriously? Everyone hates Anna. I don't know why we put up with her. Half the time I was to slap her because she ALWAYS has to know what we're talking about, ALWAYS has to know if we still like her, ALWAYS has to tell us that she hates us, ALWAYS has to put her opinion into our conversation, even if it's got nothing to do with her. Seriously, it doesn't sound bad when I type it out, but GOD... I don't know why we let her sit with us. It's because, I think, we had to. We're not allowed to exclude people from sitting with us because that's discrimination and that's a bad thing. Which pisses me off. She shoudl go sit with her stupid giggling friends and let us eat without her screaming at us to stop talking about her. She's actually threated to kill me if I talk about her.
Da hell. I'm used to people talking about me behind my back because, well, they're going to amuse themselves until they get shot in the head. So when she goes and screams at me across the room: 'IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!' it makes me laugh. Like. Hell. I'm just tired of the douche...
Gah. Stress ball. You is one.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

MMMMMMMMMMMM hai

Hey. I've been depressed lately. Don't judge me.

Um. I totally forgot what I was going to say. Shit... Uh, let's see. I already told you about my epiphany with Saw II right? I'm sure I did... *checks other posts* Yep, I did. So...I don't know what I was so happy to tell you guys...


OH ja! Now I remember!! I'm on page 210 on my second novel!

210!!
Like, holy crap!!
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I wanna talk to her.

I had a dream last night. Bella read the post where I said I was pissed off at her. She cried like hell and I couldn't console her, but what was scary was I kinda didn't want to. It was a weird dream.

Oh well. Still majorly pissed off with her.

Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

New Shiggeh

Once you showed me that life was worth living,
But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Teh Shiz: Moving down the Slope

Ever notice how when you change one letter in a word, it makes a completley diffrent word? Oh yes:
then-n+m=them
Yes, this is what I do on Tuesday nights before Hell's Kitchen is on. Because I love that show.
Le gasp!! Have any of you seen the box for Saw II? I doubt you have. I like those movies, and the first time I saw the box cover was like two days before school started...then again, I'm just developing a taste for the gore that is Saw, so that might not be so unusual...'Nyway, on the box of Saw II (um, by the way...that double letter at the end? That is not eye eye. That is the Roman numeral for 2~), there are two severed fingers; if I had to guess, I'd say it's the ring finger and the middle finger, just because it would make me giggle if the middle finger was popped up on the box and no one noticed...except for me an Kirame...but I digress.
MMKAY!! On the box of Saw II, there are two severed fingers sitting side-by-side. I was thinking about it last night when I couldn't sleep, and I had a life-changing epiphany! The two fingers might represent the 2 in Saw II. That never occured to me. So I told Kirame today during school about my suspicions, and she was like 'Ummmm, yeah, that's kind of what it was there for...did you seriously just figure that out?'

Well damn! I'm just so unobservant. Which is odd. I am the most observant of all my buddybuddies. Um, as far as I know, none of the other Saw movies have a clever little finger thing on the box. Which is good. Because, um, then it'd get boring.
Kirame, you are a special, special girl.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Weird Mood.

Damn. Please ignore that last post. It was a terrible depression for several days. No, but seriously? I still feel like crap. I haven't really been able to down anything except for ginger ale in the past few days. I ate a lot at lunch today (got like 7 sides) and as soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and puked it up. quite violently, might I add. I feel good when I eat something, and then it turned very, very painful.

I'm almost certainly losing my mind. I'm losing it and I feel it going...and no one really seems to grasp what a painfully awkward and frightening subject that is. Bella thinks its just weird, which actually hurts; it hurts like getting punched, because it's like she doesn't even care. I'm losing my friggen mind and all she can think about is how it's so 'not normal.'

But seriously, I'm pretty pissed off at her right now. She's probably reading this and thinking 'Oh God, what'd I do to make her so mad, I need to call her or talk to her on Sunday and make her tell me!!' No. If you call me, I will hang up. If you try to talk to me on Sunday, I will walk into the boy's bathroom or out of the church. Don't talk to me right now, Bella. I really don't have the patience to deal with it right now. My hallucinations listen to me better than you do, and I don't want to talk about my feelings to you like I did last time, because you made fun of me. And my hallucinations aren't even real.

Gah. Quail's singing to the song I'm listening to. He's tone deaf.

I wanna cry but I don't have any tears left. I cried a lot in school, and it was right after first period. Shit life...Went into the bathroom and cried a little bit, then went into a stall and cried some more. Then when I got into Algebra, I had to lie to everyone and tell them I had really strong allergies so they'd leave me alone. God, I felt so terrible today. I can't even breath through my nose, it's so stuffed up. I don't feel well. I just don't feel well.

Quail disappeared for about two weeks, for anyone who cared. Apperently he was at the bowling alley, laughing at people who missed the pins and pulling obsene faces at some questionable looking teenagers. I wish I could've been there. Its better than being at school...Anything is better than being at school at the moment. I used to not mind going to school, but now is terrible. I thought about skipping class so I could cry in the bathrooms. But that's not a very good idea.

I am very tired. I swear, school's getting longer. And I have an Algerbra quiz tomorrow. But I was transfered from Pre-Al to Al just today, so I'm going to fail because that bitch Poisel won't give me a goddamn book and I can't udnerstand anything she utters. Damn. So I'm going to fail.

I honestly miss Joseph and Scott. I love them both. But I can hug Joe without feeling awkward, because... I think we're still dating. But I don't know if we every started.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Damn...

Damn. Double damn! I haven't posted at all lately. I recall posting almost twice a day a few summers ago. Damn...

Maybe I'm going insane. I don't know. But I feel like it. Maybe it's because everything feels like torture, ever since I got home from Tennessee in the middle of summer this year. I have no idea why, but it's killing me. Everything I do seems to depress me. Like, I can't laugh truly with my friend anymore. It makes me hurt on the inside, like I'm really really hungry and haven't eaten in a while. I can't hug Bella like I used to, because that makes my chest burn, like having heartburn or something that oldpants get when they become olderpants. My chest burns a lot lately. Even when I'm talking with Alyss, it makes my chest burn like it's on fire, and I can't breathe very well, and...and it makes me very sad. Last year we talked really well and easily and now I'm struggling to find what she'll like me saying and what will upset her...And well never mind.

And I'm always hungry. But when I eat, I feel very sick for a very long time, and when the sick feeling goes away, the hunger comes back, and when I finally give into it and eat, I feel pukey sick again.

My head is constantly in pain; it's not just pounding, it's full on scorching migrains that make me want to stab a pencil through my eye just to get me to think about something else. Physical agony is the only way I can distract myself from the painful, sick, burning feeling that I get on and off. It's torture. Mentally straining my own sanity seems to help too. I'm too sadistic to talk to people about my upsetness. They would tell me to see a shrink, to talk to someone but not them, because they don't have time for my stupid problems, they have enough to worry about with their damn lives.

Then again...I know Alyss and Kirame would listen. They'd listen, and even if I told them that I was a brain sucking alien from some distance galaxy and didn't have a belly button, they'd listen. Because they're like that. It was a rare and lucky find for me to discover them. I was lucky. They're probably the only ones who hold me from going round the bend. Probably the only reason I haven't stabbed myself in the leg with a pair of Crayola scissors just to see how much I'll bleed.

I'm afraid of that pain, though. I'll suffer physical and mental agony just as long as my skin isn't broken and I don't see all that blood.

Gah. I'm revolted by my own whining. No one should give a fuck about how I feel just as long as their happy. Damn, I hope Alyss doesn't read this and get all depressed. That would depress me to no end.

Sorry to bore you all with my jabbering. My bad.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Picking up the slack...

Sorry that I havent blogged much lately. I really try to, I just don't get around to getting it done...I'll have more to blog about when school starts, I promise. My friends are just too weird to not have anything to blog about. And I'll see what I can do about...other stuff... Sorry again, rabid readers. If I had a subject to blog about I would. Promise.

Ack, melting!

I have no idea. Seriously, no idea.

Alyss. Have to call Aylss today. Last day of summer. Big fucking whoop...

Friday, August 14, 2009

I'm glad you're all here.

I don't have any friends, so I'm glad you're reading this...because i have no one to talk to.

Summer Sadnessness....ness.

As the last days of summer come winding down to an end, I realized that there was one thing that I never got around to doing this summer: MY SUMMER AP ENGLISH HOMEWORK...





OMS.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Lycanthrope Topic: Jasper Vampyren's powers.

Jasper is initially introduced in Lycanthrope in chapter 9, along with Molly. He is described as a tall teenager (roughly 15/16) who 'wore a hat atop his silver head, and there was a rip in the brim, which let a large, black eyes stare through at her. He wore a straitjacket that bound his arms to his shoulders with a black cross over his chest. The jackets possessed a multitude of flaps, clasps and other such items to keep his arms in place. He wore all white except for his knee-high boots. His navel was wrapped in thick gauze and was stained with blood that was still red, but dry. His silvery hair flopped over his right eye, and his left eye was a pale red color.'

The reason for the belts and straight jacket are never revealed.

Jasper's powers are wildly ranged and unpredictable. He is initially shown with the powers to turn invisible, telepathy, telekinesis and the ability to read minds. As the books progress, he reveals the power to shut down the brains of up to a dozen people within a mile's radius and, once, the albility to stop time for a short while.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kay

Uh, hai.


Please don't be mad at me. I know I've not been blogging much. Sorry. That's my bad. But still. It's no good.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

HOLY SHIT!!

I IS THREEWAYCALLING WITH ASHLEY AND ALYSS!!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Oh shit, she's back. Hide the axes and hatchests!

Ello! I is back, and I now have the knowledge of using a weed wacker, an ax, hedge clippers, and a paintbrush. Exciting, right? No, but seriously, I've decided that i really need to beef up this school year; I'll convince Alyss to get into boxing with me and we can hang out. That'd be cool, if there was another boxing class going on. If not, I guess I'll just box on my own; I'll hit a tree. Oh what an environmentalist I am. No particular reason. I just need to lose weight and if I do that, I might as well gain some muscle, ja? So wish me luck...

Friday, July 17, 2009

Ello!

So, let's talk time. I won't be posting for the next week or so...like that's new. But I'll be in Tennessee, so I kind of have no access to a computer. Sorry kids.

Oh yes. There will be blood.


The tee shirt from Goodwill never lies. Other than the fact that I couldn't type in the web address to my own blog today. But the tee shirt doesn't need to know that. Please excuse me while I go devour some meat.

Hi thar.

Hi again! No. I have nothing to tell you other than I am really bored and want to talk to someone who isn't a figment of my crazed imagination (*cough*Quail*cough*).

In other news...Micheal Jackson has died. I hope you're all aware of that now. If you aren't, you've been living under a rock for the past month. Are rocks nice to live under? Oh, and Billy Mays is dead too. Did you know that? I bet not.

Um. Um. UM! Yep. Drawing a blank.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Damn

Well damn! Look how much I've blogged in the last few weeks! Serious fail. I guess I need a lot more crap to blog about. There's not much... Well, let's recap the crap I've done in the past month or so...Shall we?

Well, let's see. I've been drawing a lot, sleeping not a lot. Basically that's all that's been going on much. I'm going to Mountain T.O.P next week.
You don't know what Mountain T.O.P is, do you? Haha looser. No, but seriously, I guess I'll explain because I have nothing else to talk about.
Mountain T.O.P is a place in Tennessee where you help build stuff for people who can't. You have to wear jeans and big boots all the time and it's about 81 degrees all the time. :D Hmm, it doesn't sound like a lot of fun, but I guess it is, because everyone who goes always comes back raving that it's fun. That, or they've all suffered extensive heat stroke and have no idea what's going on. Anyway...

In other news, Coraline comes out on the 21st of July. I'm very excited about this. If you've seen the film, you know why. It's one of the most amzing films that I've ever seen. As unbelievable as it is, Coraline was not directed by the guy who created Nightmare_Before_Christmas. I thought so too. However, it's not as...off as Nightmare is. But that's cool.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what else has been going on? Nuthin.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

LOL plz

Invisible roller coaster

Lycanthrope Topice: Quail+Tess=Felix

It's come to my attention that Quail and Tess, two formerly deceased characters in my novel, are very much alike. I'll attempt to show my thinking in the following post. Be patient with me.

HOMICIDAL
Both Quail and Tess have been certified as insane and homicidal. Quail kills and murders others because he feels that it's his purpose in life, and if he should ever stop, he would simply cease to exist (also there'd be a whole lot more jackasses in the world). Tess kills because it fulfills some inner pleasure that she has. Vivisection is not without its victims, I suppose... But the killings are well justified if you look into it.
Quail has been told and taught that killing people is something that one should not feel upset about, and it's just another way to survive. Killing is as normal as us eating a steak for him. He's also had to defend himself and the people he loves from people who want to hurt him to the point of having to kill them. Jack's taught him that killing the people that he hates will make him better.
Tess, on the other hand, simply needs a knife and an open field with a lot of people in it to go wild. However, her actions are not without reason. Pathologically, she cuts people open to study them because of her intense curiosity of human organs and nerves. The fact that she's so obsessed with this gives one the impression that she kills just for sport. Untrue. She kills mainly for self-defense, and what's the point of leaving a body out just lying on the ground?
INSANITY
Both Tess and Quail are insane, but the reason and effects of the insanity are very different.
Tess, for example, is much more mellow (mellower?) when insane, as it gives her a clearer view of reality. Normally, she is erratic and terrifying, but under the influence of her own insanity she has been given clear life and emotions.
Quail, justly insane after a long spiral and the death of his father and brother. Under Jack's lead, the insanity was given root and grew in Quail, making it nearly impossibly for him to see the world as it is. He also hallucinated and heard voices screaming at him. His one true solace before the insanity had been the deep caverns of his mind; once that solace was gone, and Felix too, he truly became unhinged and could no longer grasp modern concepts. The insanity lead to a great chain of deaths led by Jack, who encouraged Quail's insanity up to his own demise because of it.
FELIX
Both Tess and Quail are numerously spotted in the act of showing affectiong to Felix. While Tess shows an obvious and passionate sexual affection towards him, Quail has shown both fatherly and loving affection towards him throughout his apperences. Among them is the permission of Quail for Felix to kiss him and the continuous permission to allow them to sleep in the same bed.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

My First Book Review: Twilight

Warning Spoilers and if you like the book fuck off!
I hate to be blatant about it, but really, people, the book went downhill pretty damn fast. The first few chapters were pretty good, and they were readable with burning my eyes out. But after she met EDDY-POO you could tell that Meyer wanted the book done, or at least the rest of use did. I skimmed a lot of the book for the first time (two years ago) and then when be book became really popular, I tried it again. Meyers tends to drag on and on over little details, most of which we don't care about.
Yes. We understand that Edward's eyes are golden. Yes. We understand Bella's truck is orange. Let's move on, shall we?
The reason people think the series is so good is the amount of fanbase that you see in it. People expect that it'll be this great American classic, and if it's not than you add everything that you want in with your mind.
The book was decent. But I have read much better. Harry Potter, for example, is an awesome book for anyone, even if they aren't fond of magic. Twilight is a decent book, as I have said; I have read much worse than it. It has enrapturing suspense, but not good diction or word choice. If I could critique Meyers, I would tell her to lay off on the adjectives, dear God.
Bella stroked Edward's adj. adj. adj. adj. adj. hair while Edward put his adj. adj. adj. adj. adj. finger to her adj. adj. adj. adj. lips.

I don't blame Meyers' for much of my irritation, just the Bestseller's list and the Twilight fans.
Thanks for reading my review. There should be more soon.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Daw crap

I need to start posting better. I have the time to, I just don't have anything to blog about.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

It's time for joy unto the earth...I'm blogging again.

I think I'll blog about my novel a lot in the next few weeks, because I don't want to work on my summer homework.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

I mowed the law today.

I mowed my lawn today for the first time ever. It was hot and I was sweating, but it was surprisingly fun. I really enjoyed myself because I could show off mah biceps (flexes cool upper arm muscles). Ah ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Not really. But, I don't mean to brag; I have some lethal lookin' and punchin' muscles in my arms. My calf muscles are equally ripped but I couldn't use them very well whilst mowing. Well, I guess that I'm lucky that I could even push the damn mower. That's when I discovered that the front wheels could propel themselves thank to electricity. Damn you, deceptive lawn mower.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

In one post

In one post, I will have my 210th post in this blog. I forgot about the 200th post, so I'll be celebrating my 210th with something special. I don't know what, but I will. Or not, Yea, probably not. I'll hold out for my 250th post...because I'm lazy.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Do you love him? ^

I'm sure you My Chemical Romance people will like my new banner across the top of the screen. Say hello and be nice.

Damn it's been a long time....

sorry bout that. I've been in a slump since school let out almost a week ago. I actually haven't wanted to do much of anything, but I've been bored out of my mind for the past few days. So I guess I'll just have to do that book report I have to do before I get into Honors English next year. Whatever, I'll procrastinate some more and rant randomly.

It's been a little while since I last posted something intelligent, right? The 28th of May, when I was making fun of Edward Cullen/Robert Pattenson or whatever the hell you call him now. Eddy-poo. I got in trouble for cutting K. Stewart out of the picture of Eddy-poo laughing hysterically from Bella. I don't really care. I don't worship the ground K. Stewart walks on. Then again, I don't think Bella does either. But I don't know. She might. I am not my Bella's keeper.

Em...what else can I talk about? Oh, ja, if you haven't seen my deviantArt account yet (youfailatlifejustsayin') go see it here. That would be nice. Because I'm very bored and depressed not getting people to see it. I think Bella used to go see it, but now she doesn't because she might not like my stuff anymore because I stopped caring about Twilight and anything Twi-related.

Friday, June 5, 2009

So just fuck it.

Fuck the community. Fuck the world. Fuck everything that couldn't happen.



Oh so random.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

INSPARATION PLZ

Just have to say, I need some inspiration for a short story. Any ideas? Please...I need some help here, peeps.

I don't like Edward usually but...



Am I the only one who thinks Eddy-poo looks like a turtle here? And his hair reminds me of Mufasa's mane from The Lion King. And I wonder why he doesn't grow out a beard. That would be pretty; it would go with his hobo jacket (which I want to steal and wear to school. Is that a bad thing?). I wonder what he was looking at? Maybe he had a sudden epiphany that Laurent was much hotter than he was. I hope so. That would be nice for me.












Um...just so you know, Edward, I don't care how many pearly whites you show me. I will not laugh along. Because, er, I think you're about to have a heart attack. Just saying. You had to eat the whole cow to make that leather jacket...so I think that you ate a cow and you're about to die. Maybe you think that's funny because you play an undead vampire, but you should probably crawl into a fetal position in a few seconds so you experience minimum hair trauma on your fall. Because that hair is insured for more than my entire house is. It's insured that it always made it out of scary actions scenes completely unscathed. Um, that might be why he's going to have a heart attack, aside from the fact that he ate a cow; his hair is out of place. Will it kill him? Um, probably not. But it's good to hope for your dreams to come true, isn't it? *crosses fingers* And, uh, one more thing: Did you ever notice how thin your eyes get when you open your mouth too wide? I did. It freaks me out a little.








Monday, May 25, 2009

Thanks to Bella for this wonderful picture.



God, but I love him. Those dreadlocks look more authentic right now, from where I'm sitting...standing...something. He also looks sexyfine in that purple jacket and those fingerless gloves. I want to give him a hug...and take him home...and give him big hugs. Love!!! I wish there were more good pictures of him. *sigh*

Friday, May 22, 2009

Time for fun Twilight-making-fun-of-them-moments!! With Siobhan (but no one cares about me).



Hugging children...kissing babies...wearing that snazzy hat to play bingo with old people...Kellan for president!!!









M'kay. So Jackson looks just like one of my neighbors. But I'm pretty sure Micheal is not a movie star. Nor does he play a very hot yet extremely pained vampire...with sexy blond wavy hair. But that's okay. Because I still gave him a kiss on the cheek while he was asleep when I was seven and cherish that moment forever (ntrly). I would love it if that one blond kid behind him would stop checking him out. That would be nice. And if Jackson would come to my school and talk to me and give Alyss a kiss...my life would be complete after that. As long at that blond kid with teh coconut-hair stopped looking at Jackson's butt. Oh...and if Jackson didn't wear bellbottom jeans. That would be nice.......
Kaythnxbai.

It was Haru-cow's fault, I promise.

Video Surveillance Fail - Up Here Silly

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MUST CONTROL WILL!!!

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Bambi=blood. Because that comes to mind every time I see deer. Yep.

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IT IS ALL HARU'S FAULT!!

With that mask? I'd run too.

Courage Fail

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Haru and Laurent Cow


The white and black one is Haru-cow. The brown one is Laurent-cow. Oh, the irony!! Anyway...something that seems to be something that Haru would do to himself...get his head stuck in a little car...and Laurent'll just look on...secretly smirking...in the inside.

Fail. Just FAIL.


Yep. We chose our president REALLY well (for all you slow people I'm using very heavy sarcasm in that statement).
Jackson thinking his heart is in his stomach. The source of brilliance.





Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Someone asked me...

Someone asked me the other day:

Someone: Siobhan, what dazzles you? I know Edward dazzles me. Who dazzles you?
Me:............Edi Gathegi's teeth.
Someone: Excuse me?
Me: They dazzle me. See, you only have one thing to dazzle you. I have 32 full teeth of beatiful-whitness to dazzle me. You just got served. In a bowl. With a spoon. Floatin' in milk!

Nuthin to say but pwned.

That's me...but in Twilight!

I shall steal his hat. And make it my own.

Edi has himself some sexyfine dreadlocks.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Random Bouts of hysteria because she googled Edi Gathegi

1.
I want him. Not even going to lie.


2.

I am loving this suit on him. Even when you can only

see his head. I love his head. *hug*

3.
Okay, that' s better. Loving that suit. And his fang-hair beard

And his fine afro-bob thing. Yep.


4.


Have I ever told you how much I love that beanie? I do.








Thursday, May 14, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Lycanthrope Topic: Laurent Vandavarn and Molly Vampyren as a couple

Sorry it's been so long. I fail.


I've been getting mixed feeling about this couple for a long time by any of the people who have read my novel lately. I'm all for this couple, but I'm not all for pedophiles. Unfortunately, this cuts my Laurent+Molly=lovey-dovey fairly close to my age of dislikingness. (Laurent=23 years old, Molly=15 years old.) Although the whole 'LOVE SHALT NOT BE JUDGED BY THINE AGE' thing is not commonly referred to in this day and age.

I know that plenty of people are ready to burn anything that is remotely different from normal ethics, but what really, is the matter with a willing relationship between two people, and age doesn't matter as long as the love is pure and unvarying. I'm not talking about a clingy fangirl who gets in under her head with some huge older celebrity (meandediGathegijustsaying). I'm talking about actual love, something that two spouses would have and defined by a few of my friends as, dare I say, FAIRYTALE LOVE. Because no one breaks up or cheats in fairytales, now do they?

In the defense of many people who may or may not read ' Therianthropy', I understand where talk of Laurent comes from; many people see anyone married to a younger woman is wrong and odd.

YEE-OUCH-ZAM!!

WHEN DID IT TURN MAY!?!?! IT COMPLETLY PASSED ME BY!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Bellabellabellabella....

It feels like it's been a really long time since I last spoke to Bella. I really miss her. But I might/maybe/dunno/possibilities see her tomorrow. That'd make me happy.

hi

om nom nooooom noob!!!

Deep Questions:

1. What's your favorite color?
2. You're stranded on a desert island. You brought one item, and now you're really irritated that you brought it. What is it?
3. Why?
4. If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and drop it? (HOVERCATAWESOME!!!!)
5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Le Gasper-Jasper!

I have no idea what that title means...really, I don't.







ANYWAY...little time to talk! I'm so sorry about my absences; I've had no creative streaks for a while, and I've most been sleepiong, at school or...or trying to write my novel. Without luck, I may add. Even with my superawesomeninjawriting powers, I struggle a lot with the plot; I don't want to give a lot of equal weight to each and every subject that I have to address in the story, and if I have to do a THIRD book. Or even if my first one will be published.





And I'm so tired. 47 minutes to 3 hours ever night. Put that in your cereal and eat it. I have no idea why I haven't been sleeping well. I'm exhausted, but I can never get my brain to stop working long enough for me to have a good night's sleep. That might be why.



By the way, just so you know, Emmett-bear says hi. He's there on the right, waving to you. Don't you feel special? Emmett-Bear is 6 full years old, stands at a hefty 22 inches and yes was named after Emmett Cullen...only Emmett Bear is cooler than Emmett Cullen. He loves you all. I'll probably be posting about him a lot soon. So just be ready. Got it? Got it!?!? Why? Because he's special, goddamn you!!!

Anyway, Emmett-Bear set aside (not really, he's sitting on my lap and my head is on his lovely white bouffant) I really have to pee. I've had to pee for the last 20-45 minutes. I've really had to pee in the last four minutes. It's a good thing Emmett_Bear doesn't weigh as much as a normal bear or a normal Emmett (although he probably should weigh as much as them combined because he is them combined... Quiet, you!) because that would be really painful.

I also sprained my ankle whilst walking to school when there was a lot of rain. I fail

WAITBEFOREYOUGOIHAVESOMETHINGTOSHAREWITHTHECLASS!!!!
I got a Facebook. Joyfuljoyful LOOOOOORD, we adore thee!! (http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hi

I'm so tired. I think I'll just crawl in a hole and sleep for the rest of the month. Ja.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Gay rights are right!

I hate it so much when people are like, 'Oh, I support gays' and then when they're faced with an actual gay person, they're like, 'Holy shit, get away from me, you freak!'. It's really annoying.

Sorry for the angry post. My bad. Just bored.

I actually always think of homosexuality between two men, not two women. But that's silly, isn't it? I think it's because homosexual males are more commons and homosexual females.

That's such a fun word to say and type; homosexual. Too bad we're not allowed to say it in school.

Blogness

I'm completly changing my blog set up. Bai.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Lycanthrope Topic: Jack Skelett

Among the people that I have written about in my entire life, I truly think that Jack Skelett is my least favored character. Ever. Even in Brightheart, Lostsoul and Destidra (three books I wrote prior to the Lycanthrope series) with Daisuke, I think Jack is twice as bad.

Firstly, Jack killed Tess and Felix, Victor, and eventually a lot of other people through Quail. He's a manipulative, evil, hated creature. I am a little impressed that I wrote something that I can hate so badly. Up till now, I've always had a bit of compassion and love for my characters; I've always felt that there is a speckle or crumble of good in them, a logical reason for their actions. Jack is just evil because...he's evil. He has no outward signs of needing power, but he craves the feeling of being in charge of people, having them under their control.

As much as I dislike him, I try to understand Jack as best as I can (I find it ironic that he's named after a children's game that uses a rubber ball and a dozen or so little pointy things). He's always been afraid to be under the influence of someone or something else, and this came from his father treating him very badly in Wolfsburg, Germany...two hundred million years ago (I kid, I kid, but honestly, Jack is an old piece of bacon...). As opposed to this, Victor Abend was born in Zeven, Germany, about 202km to the north of Wolfsburg. Jack was born to a family of successful businessmen and businesswomen, his father being one of the top bakers in Germany at the time. Because of malnutrition after childbirth, Jack resulted in being very thin and tall.

Jack's hunger for power has made him persuasive and quick minded, but being smart and being wise is not the same thing, no mater what the thesaurus says. Jack tends to not remember his mistakes and doesn't learn from them. He views other werewolves as tools to him and humans as little more than a moving source of food that never goes away. Someone told me once that he's seductive; and yes, I realized as I was rereading that Jack is very seductive and tries to use his charm to trick people into doing what he says. I mean, I don't know about you, but honestly, i would not be seduced by a 60+ old lycanthrope. *facepalm*

And anyway...Jack was kind of a pedophile anyway; he kept messing with Felix when they both managed to stay alive, and he did it discreetly, no one knew and Felix wasn't going to tell anyone. He was also very fond of Bshir, but whenever he tried to do stuff to Bshir, he was like 'Booooooy-yo, you be trippin'! And then of course Jack would try again later when Bshir was asleep. Jack be trippin'.

In all honestly, I want to admit that Jack was not going to be as bad as he is now when I created him. He was nice Jack...and then he just sort of fucked up on the inside and should've turned over and died but didn't because he be trippin' and such. So yeah. That damn German is like a cockroach; he doesn't die.

Movies: Obsessed



As awkward as a relationship can get, this pretty much takes it to the extreme. Very aptly named Obsessed and as much as my parents are hesitant to let anyone see it, I'm actually very curious. And we all need a good cat fight now and again, don't we?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Lycanthrope Topic: Quail

Er...just because I probably won't remember some things next week...or to post next week at all. And I'm on a writer's block on my novel. Shut up, you!

Quail. Is. Not. Evil. I can't tell you how many people are telling me that Quail is an evil werewolf. I get so frustrated. I'm not trying to create an evil character out of Quail (but sometimes it seems that way, doesn't it... sadnessness...). I try to show the confusion in his life; let's all admit that his life up to now has been pretty...fucked up. I mean, let's list them below:
  • His brother (Felix, whom will be blogged about at later date whenever I care to) is bisexual and he's incredibly neurotic.
  • Mother ran away from home after discovering that Quail was a lycanthrope and was killed by a car
  • Father was a pyromaniac and tried to kill Quail and Felix with a lighter and a lot of mower fuel
  • He himself is an undead, insane mess.
  • He had Jack in his life. The End. Case Closed. Nuff Said.

Anyway...Quail is sort of really ticklish around his underchin and his sides and armpits...so if you poke him or tickle him there, it's funny to watch him giggle. If you can imagine Quail giggling. I can't. Honestly. I can't think of him...giggling...*shudders* He likes the smell but hates the taste of strawberries... And he's allergic to lavender.

I'll add more later. Too lazy now *sleeps*.

Lycanthrope Topic: Bshir

I hope to post a Lycanthrope Topic weekly...but I might not get around to that, especially if i get grounded again.

A while ago, a friend and I were talking about Bshir; how life would be for him. Well, obviously things would be a bit more difficult for him than a person who's sizes are normal. An 8 foot, 4 inch guy will not be able to slip through a doorway as easily as a 6 foot guy (Bshir has gotten stuck in a doorway before, and he had to wait for Akira to help him out XP). As well as that, you have to think about how difficult it must be for him to find clothes that accurately fit him. If he went up to a cashier and asked for a size XXXXL in men's jeans, she's probably be like: 'BOOOOOY-YO, you be trippin'. I ain't selling that shit.' Which would result in a *facepalm* from Bshir. Sucks.

Which makes me wonder how much work he hd to go through to find a tailor that was willing to make his clothes that big for a reasonable price. I mean, he could go running around nude, but then everyone would be like *facepalm* and Bshir would fail. Good thing he never considered going around nude...unless he's actually trippin'*. And then we should probably call a doctor. because if Bshir be trippin', we have some worrying to do. Good thing he's got the alcohol tolerance of...a rock. I mean, he could stay a wolf all his life, but then it'd freak the world out because...well, Bshir's a big wolf for god's sake. So it's a good thing that Yuki is teaching Molly how to sew big pieces of fabric together. I can only imagine how bad it would be for Bshir when he was growing ten or twelve inches a year; that's a small fortune on clothes right there, not to mention food cost...It's really lucky that he's slowed down a lot. But he best be loving Yuki until the end of time...for all the sewing she has to do for him. Lucky for Yuki that he doesn't need to eat much human food; a couple deer in a week and he's cool.

And then there's the issue of kissing him; it sounds crude, and it is a little bit, but still, it's something that I want to address. Bshir is so tall; he's have to, like, get down on a knee to kiss someone because, honestly, no one can stand on their tippy-toes that much. It's pretty much impossible. Which is why there's the Irish leader, Harely, because...no one's tall enough for him (Harley is...yeah seven feet, seven inches... sum like that).

I always wonder what it'd be like and how the story would differ if Bshir was a bad guy. He would pose as a much bigger threat than Jack, who--in all honesty--I could probably break in half with my widdle hands. I don't know why I made him so thin. Maybe it's because I wanted him to be in extreme contrast with Bshir; noisy, nosey, bossy, confident and power hungry. Bshir is calmer, quieter and he's more of a 'You-do-that-just-don't-end-up-killing-yourself-kay-thanQ-bai-now' sort of guy, you know? I do like their argument scene, though, when they're talking like 'civilized people' and trying to to kill each other and Bshir ends up stabbing Jack in the hand with a fork (because sporks don't to much damage and knives are cliche...). Bshir never was much fond of Jack, so...

But Bshir becomes a lot more parental in the second book...because of his two pups and then because of Haru...because Haru is kind of really very stupid. *hug a retard day*


*trippin' (v) the experience produced by taking a hallucinogenic drug

Sunday, April 19, 2009

I realized that about 5 posts ago I had my 200 post. Merry Postmas!!


The Special Place by ~akiga on deviantART
Felix and Quail, those two little werewolf buddies. I need to get a scanner pretty soon... Or get the one that my dad owns hooked up...because that would be kick ass. Felix is the blone one in the semi-back and Quail is the one who's reaching for his special place in the red and black. Is there any reason you felt like gaurding down there, Quail...and why you have a totally pedophile-worthy grin on your face again...? (see [link])

I want Quail's pretty hair. I wish to accomplish a half up of that magnitude with my own tresses. And I was too lazy to color the rest of his pants. So he doesn't have lamespice black pants; he gets to be a mime for a while. But seriously. Look how much taller he is than Felix. Or maybe that's just the crappy perspective...Probably the crappy perspective.

Speaking of hair...I think that every bi guy should have pretty blonde locks like Felix. And I'm not talking about platinum blonde; I'm talking about actual blonde hair. That you can actually look at without burning your eyes out with. But he looks so confident...not like his brother's going to rape him {again} or anything. *snort*. Quiet you!

And then there's the whole, Where did Felix's foot go!?! Seriously, that kid is losing appendages everywhere. No wonder he's so nervous. Where did mah arm go!? Oh, Jack ate it. Goddammit!

I honestly love your hair, Quail *must touch*. Maybe you should become a doctor...and they you get to be like House...and then I can touch your pretty hair while your give me a check up and hopefully not kill me. I'll also bring a picture of Felix; he cant touch your pretty hair too. You can make people pay to touch your pretty hair. Honestly. You could make a fotune off of your head *must touch hair*...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Consider Yuki!

I was thinking the other day how lonely Yuki must be when she's the only one in the house...and she's twenty one and has never once had a boyfriend...I always feel really bad for her (because yours truly is considerably younger than Yuki and has a boyfriend) and she's really awkward around guys; she tends to get really clumsy and mixes up her words and all that shit. Sucks for her, seriously...

For a while I did consider Yuki and Bshir (my hero...) for a long time (I shudder at the thought now) but it didn't work out when I ended up bringing in the Irish pack... So that didn't work. And then I considered Quail and Yuki together for a time (beggars can't be choosers...I suppose...) but when I made Quail insane, he kind of took everyone with him, and Yuki can't go crazy...So no love for Quail and Yuki...even when they both have blonde hair...kind of. And for about twenty seconds it was Yuki and Laurent...I still laugh myself to sleep at those possibilities. *giggle*

Right now, Yuki is single. It wouldn't hurt to hope that she's lesbian, would it? They again, who would she date that's female? Thana? No, wait, Jasper has Thana. God-dammit, I'm a bad matchmaker *hits head on the desk*.

Maybe I could put Yuki and Brian together? Brian is a choroniclly ill Irish werewolf. No, wait, she really hates Brian. But Jasper really hated Thana...fora long time. So maybe that would work out. I keep thinking I should go all Twilight on her and match her up with Doctor Charlisle (pretty sure I misspelled his name) Cullen... Something like that...Even when he's hundreds of years older than she is. Dammit *throws paper into trashcan with doodle of Charlisle and Yuki*. STOP BEING SO HARD TO MATCH UP, DAMMIT YUKI!!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Edward, you're coat smells like Heaven: Story questions

Q: What was the inspiration for Lycanthrope?
A: We had to write an entry in our notebooks on the first day of English class in my seventh year. Akira and Haru and Yuki were all born in my first week of school. I kept telling myself it wouldn’t become a story, and yet I started writing more and more...and eventually I started typing it and I never stopped.

Do you think that Quail is truly evil, or is there good in him? Explain.
Quail is not truly evil; he does have good things about him. Umm...he’s a protective brother, and he really did love {his brother} Felix. He was a little insensitive, but Quail felt like it was his life’s duty to avenge his brother’s death, and he really hated Akira. The fact remains that she was treated like a normal person for killing people, and he was treated like a monster for trying his best to fit in with normal society. He just didn’t feel that it was fair and he wanted so much to be just normal.

So in a way, Akira created her own enemy.
I wouldn’t call them enemies, strictly, but yes.

What’s your favorite couple and why?
Laurent and Molly, hands down. Why? Because I adore the idea of them not caring whether they’re so different in age because they love each other and nothing stands in the way of that.

Least favorite couple and why?
Ick; Yuki and Bshir. I despise that couple so much. There’s no discriminate reason; I just really hate them together.

Who’s your favorite character?
It’s a tossup between a few; Jasper, Bshir and Molly. And Tess. Me likey da Tess.

If you like Tess so much, why kill her off?
*said with a perfectly straight face* I have obsessive-compulsive disorder with killing my characters, particularly the ones I really like. No, I kid. I have no idea why I keep killing my characters. Maybe it’s because I just want to introduce so many more and I don’t want to confuse people with too many characters. Maybe that’s why.

Do you find Bshir attractive enough to date?
Yes. Yes I do. Does it disturb me that I’m literally in love with my own character? Not in the least.

Do you have any unusual talents?
Oh, I don’t know. I can wiggle my eyes. And I can roll them back into my head without using my hands to keep my eyelids open. And I can usually make anyone laugh, even when I’m trying to be serious. Does that count?

What’s a habit of yours?
I poke my tongue against the inside of my cheek quite a bit, and I usually wear a lot of layers.

What’s something you have with you, always?

With the exception of swimming and bathing, I always have my necklace and a hair tie with me. I have no idea why, I just do.


How did you come up with Jasper’s character?
In a way, Jasper is how I imagine a male version of me. He was originally supposed to be one of the bad guys; a human caught by the lycanthrope pack in the mountains and bound to do their biddings in a fear of his life. Later, I figured that I didn’t like that character and made him Molly’s imaginary friend. I thought for a while that he’d be her older brother, but that didn’t exactly cover all the things he felt for her, so he became a part of her mind. I have no idea how he came to life; I’m betting on forces of evil. *laughs maniacally* No, I’m totally kidding. I think that he came to life because Molly truly needed someone, and he just ended up being that someone that she really needed.

Would you say that Jasper is happier as an imaginary friend or human?
As a friend, he is insensitive to emotions such as anger and joy and love and happiness at first, but when Molly starts being with the others—Laurent and Akira and friends—she began opening up, and so did Jasper. He became more susceptible to become jealous and happy for Molly. He’s this vessel of service and shelter to Molly as a friend.
Then again, as a human, he’s much more in control of what he does with himself. He becomes his own person and shows people his true colors. So I guess the answer to that is that both forms are okay with him.

Do you feel sorry for any of your characters?
I really do pity Quail. I feel sorry for him because:
1.He loses his brother and parents
2.He’s constantly plagued by his own madness
3.He’s constantly plagued by an overbearing Jack
4.He was the only lycanthrope who didn’t have a somewhat happy ending in the end
5.He can’t help that he wants Akira dead; he just craves her death because he’s like that
6. His parents hated him
7. He bit and transformed his brother on accident, mentally scaring Felix forever.
8.He doesn’t have any friends or family to turn to
9. He is physically unable to cry
10.He’s tortured with guilt

So would you say that you like Quail?

Not exactly. I feel for him, but I wouldn’t say that I actually like his character because he’s a distrustful, lying, murdering jerk. But he has his problems, which makes him a realistic (other than the whole werewolf thing) enemy. I cannot stand the people who are ‘tortured by their own dark intelligence’ or who’re ‘bent on revenge’.

Isn’t Quail bent on revenge?

Yes and no. He does want revenge, but that’s only because he doesn’t have anything else to live for. He thinks he was born to kill people, because that’s how he was raised, and to hate humans, because that’s what he was taught to do by Jack. But he truly is angry because Akira killed his brother, and he can never forgive her for that.

On the subject of Jack, how do you feel about him; is he truly evil, or does he have a crumble of good in him?
I think Jack is a twisted, insane, bitter, alone little man (not really little...). But he does have good in him. There are some really bad people out there, and he’s not one of them, but he’s in the top ten list of ‘PEOPLE WHO ALMOST MADE THE TRULY EVIL VILLANS LIST’.

Gazini?
Gazini is a very good character. He does have some bad in him, but so does Laurent, and I’m not holding it against him at all.

So, do you think that you should forgive Jack and Quail?
Quail, yes; he doesn’t know any better than to do what Jack tells him because since he was very young, he was always shunned and such, and Jack was the only one who mentored him and gave him home that he’d ever be a normal person.
Jack, no; Jack is a lying, stealing, manipulation, rude, lewd, disgusting, horrible, depressing man and he’s the worse character that I think I’ve ever written about. I love writing his character, but I hate the character. Jack himself is really this ridiculously evil character who thinks that he knows everything when really he’s just trying to intimidate people into doing what he wants them to do.

Tell us the main differences between brothers, Quail and Felix.
Quail is this...power-hungry, crazy big guy. He, in the beginning, had it all together and he got away with everything, and he was holding all the chips and he had the winning cards and all that. But when things started slipping out of his grasp and he began to lose control over the situation and all, he didn’t have another plan to fall back on and he became very disturbed and very jittery and eventually drove himself insane when things didn’t work the way he expected them to.
Felix, on the other hand, is this crazy, neurotic, freaked-out, hurt little man, and he really doesn’t have a mind to think with. He doesn’t know how to work for himself because the only thing he’s raised with was being bossed around. He’s never been confronted with real, true love, because his parents never gave it to him. Quail was the only one who saw some true potential in him. He finally found some relief from all of this fighting in his death, and he really embraced it.

Is there any sexual tension between Felix and Quail before Felix’s death?
No, none.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Bshir

Bshir is my hero. I love him so much. I want to hug him. But he'd probably kill me. In which case I would be dead. But ja. Dead=bad.




Clint was sick today. I'll cry now.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Beautiful Bella Picture...finally



I know lots of people have been wondering whom Bella is (no pot-head Kristen) is. So here she is in all her beautifulness; I adore her in the most unlesbianish way possible. But I never asked her if I could put her picture on the net..so I'm probably in trouble. She's so pretty. And if you say she's not pretty...you're blind. Blind and stupid. Blind and stupid and an idiot in every way, shape and form. And so you therefore fail in life. I laugh at you. Failures

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I'm depressed now.

Hungry

I feel really hungry right now, for no particular reason. I mean, I woke up a while ago and I felt like I needed to eat something, but now it kind of hurts. *dies of starvation*





I'm a zombie now.

Ello!

HappydaybeforeEaster!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Tired

Is dead. I dreamt of Bella last night; I had no idea why. But she gave me a big hug and she smell like smoked bacon...it made me hungry, but I miss her...and she was wearing her big yellow Christmas dress and black coat/trench coat/cape thing. And she smelled nice. But us werewolves notice that, ja? I have no idea. Sorry for freaking you out, Bella. But if it's not Quail in my dreams, it's one of my friends...or I'm not dreaming at all. I like Quail...but he's kind of creepy in a pedophile-like way. So I'd rather have you in my dreams that him. Even though I love him. I love you too...in the most unlesbianish way possible. Cheers. Cherrios. I don't really know anymore. I've lost my mind/

Monday, April 6, 2009

Bellaness

My Bella (the cool one that's not played by pot-head Kristen) said that I can't make fun of pot head Kristen anymore. Sorry, pot-head Kristen.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Making fun of Spiderman

Spidy senses; TINGLING! I wonder where they tingle? *current experiencing naughty thoughts*

What do I think about Twilight?

I've gotten questions about the series Twilight. Here are the FAQ of Twilight to me from...everyone...

Q: Team Jacob or Team Edward?
A: Neither; Team Nomad. I dislike both teams because I don't agree with any of the things they decide to do.

Bella and Jake or Bella and Edward.
Neither. I don't think that Bella knows exactly how to treat a friend (Jacob Black) and how to treat a lover (Edward Cullen). Even after Jacob basically sexually assaults Bella in Eclipse, she decides just then that it's a good idea to think she loves him. S. Meyer should know that a woman is none too pleased at being sexually assaulted, and we don't think we love the assaulter.

Explain.
In New Moon, Bella treats Jacob as a second Edward because she's obsessed with Eddy-poo and she thinks that she needs him in her life to survive. She has known him for half a year and has been dating him for less, so there's no reason to kill yourself because he left. True love or not; that isn't love, it's an obsession. Helpful Jacob helped Bella from killing herself, so I don't know why everyone hates him...? What I'm trying to say is that I don't think Bella quite knows how to distinguish appropriate affection for friends, and appropriate affection for boyfriends. I think she is just really naive

What do you think about the werewolves and vampires.
It's common knowledge that vampires and werewolves are not peachy with each other, but how she writes it is stupid; as if they always have to eat each other. I know people who smell like shit and I still get along with them.

Bella and Edward getting married?
At 18? I think not.

How do you feel about imprinting?
I have mixed feelings about imprinting. I mean, it is pretty cool to wake up one day, decide to go to the grocery store for some chocolate milk, and then BAM! You see the girl you are destined to be with, cleaning up puke in aisle 3. It wouldn't take my work. It would be easy. And you would be sooooo in love. On the flip side, I think imprinting sucks. There is no agency. No deciding who you want to be with. Ok, I decided I don't like imprinting.

How do you feel about Sam.
Well...I don't like Edward...And I don't like Renesmee...but I don't like how he tries to stop it all. technically, Edward isn't creating a whole new vampire because Renesmee is half human. So such it, Samuel, sit down and shut up.

How do you feel about the actors in the movie.
They shouldn't have chosen Kristen Stewart for Bella; she's monotonous and boring. I fell asleep sometimes when she was monologuing. And threw up a bit in my mouth every time she and Eddy-poo kissed.

What about Robert Patterson? Was he the correct match for Eddy-poo?
Spot on...other than the whole DRUGGIE part of him.

Why do you support Laurent?
I've said it once and I'll say it again; Laurent was unjustly persecuted. He was trying to survive like a normal vampire. he even said that it was nothing personal against Bella for trying to kill her; he was just thirsty/hungry and was acting like a normal vampire should act when faced with a human, helpless and unsuspecting. And I really hate Book Bella.

Why hate Bella?
Bella is stupid. No one likes her. She's a whiner. Bella is extremely whiny. She chooses to put herself in Forks, and yet she insists on being miserable about it. She whines like a ninny on her first day just because Edward looked at her funny, and he wanted to switch Biology periods. So what? Give it over. If a guy looked at me funny like that, I wouldn't find him worth it! She's a literal doormat. Even though she met nice people on her first day of school, she herself decided to make her first day miserable. No one made her first day miserable. She chose to make her first day miserable with her pathetic, whiny attitude.

Do you have anything against Edward?
Let me explain in a rant: Everyone is like, “SQUEEEEE EDDY-KINS IS SO HAWT!!’ No. Eddy-kins is not hawt, nor is he even attractive. He’s a vampire; you should get that through your skulls. Bella shouldn't have gotten pregnant with 107 plus-year-old sperm. It doesn't work like that. Almost everything that is 107-year old can’t be used anymore, or it otherwise crumbles when you try to use it. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Where’s Edward’s fangs?

What do you think about Jacob's impirinting on Nessie?
I think it's cute but in creates unneeded drama; there's no reason for it have happened except to drive a wedge between Bella and Jacob and make Jacob more hated. And I see you used the adoring nickname, which Bella takes offense in. It's like she cares more about Nessie's name than her own life; Bella reacts perfectly calmly to Edward returning after ‘ruining her life’ in New Moon, but she overreacts when Jake says he imprints on Nessie. Serious complex here.

I see. So it's more of a hatred of Bella than of the book in general.
The ideas and characters of the story are good, but it's the way that she lays them out that's bad. If it was from Jasper's point of view...it might be different.

Why?
Bella comments mostly about Edward's appearance and how hot he is and how he flaunts, and is always thinking about having sex with him, which is not right.

Signing off...because I'm bored now.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

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Joy to the world: I saw Bella today!!! It made me so happy; it feels like it's been a while since I've last seen her (I'm pretty sure I saw her last Sunday, but...) Still, I missed her. Is that do bad? I think not! But anyway, we didn't talk much. I keep thinking that she's mad at me but...I'm just a paranoid wreck that way. I lurvs you, Bella, dearly not queerly. I love you in the most un-lesbianish way possible.You know what I mean? Anyways... I need to update Hiccups more...it's been a long while...But...blegh.

Random snippet

He had never seen Bshir truly angry at anyone before (not even when Haru decided that it’s be a good idea to put a bottleful of hot sauce in his coffee, then added a mixture of asparagus, blueberries, sweet peas, tangerines and three and a half peppers that were less than an inch long each. How Haru had known that he would need such a mix beforehand, Jasper was lost).