Sunday, October 10, 2010

VeggieTunes are good for the soul.

On the day that I turned eight I got my lips caught in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lips, and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only know like threewords in Polish except now I knew four because Oscar taught me the Polish word for lip. Woosta!

Your friends all laughed...Woosta. How do you spell that?

I don't know.

Shut up. Don't even doubt the healing powers of VeggieTunes.
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Once you showed me that life was worth living,But you never showed me that you’re worth forgiving.

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